Are you tired of making decisions like a boring, beige-colored robot? Do you yearn for the rush of uncertainty and the agony of regret? Look no further! Option 4 is for those who dare to be different, who crave the thrill of the unknown, and who wouldn't mind if the universe ends in a supernova of bad decisions.
Warning: Option 4 may lead to spontaneous combustion, temporary insanity, or permanent damage to your social life. Proceed with caution.