Secret Recipes
Recipe 4: The Fabled "Taste-Bud" Sauce
For those who seek the perfect blend of flavors to make taste buds sing, but also for those who want to make everyone else's taste buds cry.
This sauce is not for the faint of heart. It's a delicate balance of:
- 2 cups of despair
- 1 cup of regret
- 1/4 cup of disappointment
- 1/4 cup of desperation
- 3 tablespoons of salt
- 1 tablespoon of tears
- 1 teaspoon of existential dread
Combine all ingredients in a blender, then serve with a side of crippling self-doubt.
Recipe 5: The "I-Give-Up" Soup