Don't do it. Seriously, just don't.
Unless you're at the Colosseum, then go for it.
But only if the Colosseum is in Rome, which it's not.
Unless you're in Rome, which you're not, because you're here.
Which is why you're stuck in this existential crisis.
So, when in Rome, do as the Romans do.
But don't, because you're not in Rome.
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