Where all your poor life choices come to rest.
Here you'll find the remnants of a thousand midlife crises, each one a testament to the crushing weight of your own indecision.
From the regret of not buying that one lottery ticket, to the crushing disappointment of eating that last slice of pizza that was just a little too old.
It's a never-ending pit of what could've been, what should've been, and what will never be.
But hey, at least you're not alone. There's a whole community of regretful souls down here with you, all stuck in this pit of despair.
Where the only thing you'll find more exciting than the pit of regret is the thrill of doing absolutely nothing.
Where you'll find yourself stuck in an eternal loop of forced small talk and cringe-worthy introductions.