THE PIT OF REGRET

Where all your poor life choices come to rot.

What Happens in the Pit

You will be forced to listen to an endless loop of your ex's dad's terrible accordion playing.

Every hour, on the hour, a reminder of your missed opportunities will be sent to your phone in the form of a text from a stranger.

A never-ending buffet of stale pizza and regret will be laid before you, taunting you with the what-ifs.

A team of highly-trained, judgmental accountants will be employed to audit your financial decisions, highlighting every mistake.

Or, if you'd rather not face the abyss, you can try to Take the Quick Fix.