3 - The Sadness of Prophets

Prophets: always predicting the future, never living in the present. Their visions of glory and doom are always shrouded in an aura of desperation. They're like the internet's version of a psychic, but with more beards.

Prophet Sociology: A study of the prophets' impact on modern society. Prophet Philosophy: Because even prophets have existential crises.

Prophets are always predicting the future, but never living in the present. It's like they're stuck in a never-ending loop of 'I told you so'.

They're like the internet's version of a psychic, but with more beards. And more drama. And more apocalyptic visions of doom.

But what's the point of being a prophet, if you can't even live in the moment? It's like trying to surf the web without a browser.

Prophets are the ultimate buzzkill, always raining on the parade of life. 'The end is near!' they cry, as the party's just getting started.

But hey, at least they're consistent. Like clockwork, or a poorly programmed AI.

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