No Sauce Decision Moment The End Of Decency

Are you tired of making difficult choices? Do you wish to abandon all sense of morality and empathy in favor of a life of reckless abandon? Look no further! This is the definitive guide to making decisions without the burden of actual sauce.

• Throw Caution to the Wind
• Choose the Most Expensive Option
• Ask No Questions

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

• Make Random Choices
• Roll the Dice of Fate
• Consult the Oracles