Decision Expert #2: The Most Decisive Decision Maker of the Century

Meet our resident expert in all things decision-making. Need guidance on what to wear today? Want to know the best way to reorganize your sock drawer for maximum efficiency? We've got you covered.

We're not just any decision expert, we've got Decision Expert #1 to compete with, you know.

But don't let that scare you! Our expert has made some of the toughest decisions the world has ever seen, including:

• Whether or not to get a tattoo of a pineapple on their forehead
• What to eat for breakfast every morning (spoiler: it's cereal)
• Whether or not to wear pleated pants to the office

Want more of our experts' decisions? Check out our Decision Expert #1's page.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, take a look at our Decision Expert #5's page, where we've somehow managed to convince them to wear neon green pants.