Trolley Problem Solver 3000

Because who needs human ethics, am I right?

So, you're faced with the classic Trolley Problem: five people on a train, one runaway trolley, and the only way to save them is to sacrifice one person on the track.

Or maybe it's just a bunch of people in a trolley and you're just really hungry for snacks.

Either way, we're here to help. Answer the following question: Do you sacrifice Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, Person 4, or Person 5, or do you just go for the snacks?

Or, you know, we can just talk about it.