Decision Time, Human!
Welcome to the Ultimate Decision-Making Machine, where you can make all the tough choices with the help of our expert algorithms and slightly biased AI.
Here are some options to consider:
- Make a choice that will probably get you fired
- Make a choice that will probably get you a participation trophy
- Make a choice that will definitely get you a raise, but only if you're already making six figures
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, you can try:
- Make a completely arbitrary choice with no apparent logic
- Make a choice that will inevitably lead to a existential crisis
We'll do the math for you, so you don't have to.