Armed Intruder Detection System
Because you can never be too prepared.
Our state-of-the-art system will detect any armed intruder in your home or business.
Features:
- Advanced Motion Sensors: Detects movement, even when you're just getting up to grab a snack.
- Video Surveillance: Records all activity, including your cat's daily routine.
- Sound Deterrents: Plays a loud, piercing alarm that will surely startle any would-be burglar.
But wait, there's more!
Subscribe to our newsletter for special discounts and a FREE upgrade to our deluxe model, which includes:
- Extra motion sensor for your basement
- Free installation by our expert technicians
- Free catnip for your feline overlord
Don't wait until it's too late, order now and be the safest homeowner on the block!
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