Atomic-Bag Cheeseburger

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Are you tired of boring, ordinary cheeseburgers? Do you want to add a dash of nuclear excitement to your mealtime routine? Look no further than the Atomic-Bag Cheeseburger!

Our unique patty is made from 100% locally sourced, sustainably farmed atomic-grade beef. It's cooked to a perfect, glowing brown and served on a toasted, radiation-embossed bun.

But wait, there's more! Our cheese is a special blend of radioactive cheddar and mozzarella, carefully balanced to create a flavor that's out of this world!

Learn more about our secret formula! or Discover the hidden dangers of eating too many Atomic-Bags!