Welcome to the Decision Making Portal, where prophets, wizards, and everyday people like you come to make decisions that will be remembered for generations to come.
Below, you'll find the Decision Matrix, a magical tool for charting your course in life.
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Pros:
- Will likely result in world peace and happiness
- Will probably get you invited to a fancy dinner party
- Might just be a really good excuse to eat Cheetos in bed
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Cons:
- May result in catastrophic failure and/or the downfall of society as we know it
- Will definitely get you a 2am text from your ex
- Will probably just be a really long and boring meeting
Choose wisely, mortal!