Welcome, seeker of truth and fate. The Coin Flipping Apocalypse is upon us, and the choices you make will determine the course of human history. Well, not really.
Here, the ancient art of coin flipping has been taken to new heights of complexity. With the help of cutting-edge technology and an endless supply of quarters, we can predict the future with uncanny accuracy. Or, you know, not really.
Step 1: Flip a coin. Any coin. The results are inconclusive.
Step 2: Consult our advanced algorithms and machine learning models to determine the optimal coin flipping strategy. Because, let's face it, you're probably terrible at this.
Step 3: Flip the coin again. And again. And again, until you've reached enlightenment or utter despair.
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