You are an Omniscientist, blessed/cursed with the burden of infinite knowledge. Every decision is a weight on your shoulders, a constant reminder that the fate of the world hangs in the balance of your choices.
Symptoms:
- Paralysis of the will: unable to make a choice without consulting the collective works of every philosopher, scientist, and historian.
- Insomnia: the weight of knowledge keeps you up at night, replaying every possible outcome.
- Irritability: the constant pressure to be omniscient, to know it all, to be the font of all knowledge.
Don't worry, you're not alone. We have solutions:
Learn to live with the uncertainty, Find a good sleep mask, Develop a healthy disdain for the opinions of others