Are you tired of making decisions that don't suck? Do you yearn for the clarity of certainty in a world of endless possibilities? Do you dream of the freedom to choose between 17 options, none of which are actually any good?
Learn the art of omniscience and discover a world where every decision is a triumph of the human spirit, but really just a soul-crushing exercise in despair.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try flipping a coin - it's a classic decision-making strategy that's been around for centuries!
But wait, there's more! If you're feeling really stuck, why not try consulting the I Ching - the ancient Chinese text that's guaranteed to drive you to the brink of madness.