Warning: excessive knowledge may cause headaches, fatigue, and spontaneous combustion.
As a renowned expert in the field of Omniscience, Dr. Jane Smith has dedicated her life to studying the intricacies of knowing everything.
Her research has led to the development of the Omniscience Index, a comprehensive database containing all knowledge from the dawn of time to the present moment.
However, her discovery has also led to a crisis of identity, as she struggles to distinguish between her own thoughts and those of her cat, Mr. Whiskers.
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