Decision Paralysis Mode: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing

Step 1: Identify the Problem (or Not)

Look, just because you have a problem doesn't mean you have to solve it. Sometimes, it's better to just pretend you're a professional and stare at the wall for hours.

Step 2: Procrastinate with Finesse

Now that you've identified the problem, it's time to perfect the art of doing nothing. Watch cat videos, play video games, or practice your "just one more minute" technique.

Step 3: Declare Victory

Congratulations! You've reached the pinnacle of decision paralysis. Declare victory and bask in the glory of your productivity-free existence.