Welcome to the definitive guide on how to achieve maximum productivity by eating ramen for one. This is a 100% legitimate scientific study.
Step 1: Eat a bowl of ramen. Any type of ramen will do, but the more exotic the better.
Step 2: While eating, contemplate the meaning of life. Or, you know, just watch cat videos on your phone.
Step 3: Repeat steps 1 and 2 until you are numb, but not too numb to continue eating ramen.
And voilà! You will achieve maximum productivity, or so our research suggests.