Decision Paralysis: Ramen Noodles to the Rescue!

Are you stuck in a sea of options, unable to choose between the infinite possibilities? Do you find yourself paralyzed by the weight of your own indecision?

Fear not, for we have the perfect solution: Ramen Noodles!

That's right, just like your favorite college roommate's mom used to make, our Ramen Noodle technique is sure to clear those cobwebs and let the decision-making flow!

Just add hot water and a dash of existential dread to the pot.
Let it sit for 5-7 minutes, contemplating the meaninglessness of existence.
When ready, serve and serve and serve some more, until the decision has been sufficiently diluted.

And voila! Your decision will be made, and it will be delicious!

But wait, there's more! See our Ramen Noodle Effectiveness Study.

Disclaimer: results not scientifically proven, but totally not scientifically disproven either.