Snack Crises: A Pluralistic Platter of Paralysis

Are you tired of having too many snack options? Do you feel overwhelmed by the endless possibilities? Do you find yourself paralyzed by the sheer abundance of potato chips, cookies, and pretzels?

Cookies: The Silent Killer
Pretzels: The Rodent's Delight
Cheese Fries: The Satiating Siren's Song