Decision Paralysis: The Ultimate Productivity Killer

Techniques for Doing Absolutely Nothing

Are you tired of making decisions? Do you find yourself frozen in a state of perpetual indecision? Look no further! Welcome to Decision Paralysis: A Guide to Doing Absolutely Nothing.

• Procrastination Techniques: Because Who Needs a Social Life?
• Justification Methods: Because Your Cat Needs a Hairball
• Delay Tactics: The Art of Waiting for the Perfect Moment

Or, you know, you could just Do Nothing.