Fuzzy Wuzzy Nutritional Decisions

When the fate of the world is at stake, you want the best, most expert advice possible. That's where our team of Fuzzy Wuzzy Nutrition Experts comes in. They'll help you weigh the pros and cons of every snack, every meal, and every questionable life choice.

Decision Styles

1. The Fuzzy Wuzzy

Our experts will present you with a series of seemingly unrelated facts, and you must choose the most nutritious course of action. Will you choose the pizza with extra cheese, or the kale salad with a side of quinoa?

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2. The Random Number Generator

We'll generate a random number between 1 and 10, and you must make a decision based on that number alone. Will you eat a cookie or not? Will you take a 3-hour nap or not? The fate of the world may depend on it.

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3. The Moral Dilemma Simulator

Imagine it's 1985, and you're a young adult trying to decide between buying a DeLorean or a Commodore 64. We'll present you with a series of increasingly absurd moral dilemmas, and you must choose the right course of action.

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Expert Advice

We're Not Just a Bunch of Hippies, We're Fuzzy Wuzzy Nutrition Experts

Meet our team of experts, each with their own unique area of expertise. From the dangers of too much kale to the benefits of eating a whole chicken by yourself, we've got you covered.

Meet Dr. Brad, Our Resident Fuzzy Wuzzy Nutrition Expert Meet Dr. Lisa, Our Expert on Expert Systems and Fuzzy Wuzzy Nutrition Meet Steve, Our Expert on Everything Else