Definite Decisions

Because, honestly, who needs options? We've got a team of experts who have made all the choices for you.

Check out our Decision Tables for a list of pre-made decisions on everything from what to eat for breakfast to who to marry.

Or, if you're feeling particularly decisive, head over to our Decision Tree and start making some real decisions.

And, of course, don't forget to visit our Definite Finance section for investment advice that's as black and white as our hearts.

Disclaimer: Our decisions are not actually definite. We're just pretending. Don't make us responsible for your life choices.