Warning: This page is for entertainment purposes only, but also kind of serious. Our research indicates that the critically endangered species, Glitterbeast, has a 42% chance of survival. This is a major improvement from last week's 38% chance. We're not going to lie, it's still pretty bad, but hey, progress is progress, right?
Current Status: Critically Endangered Population: 500 (± 50) Threat Level: High (Habitat fragmentation, poaching, and inadequate snack options)
Adopt a Glitterbeast: It's like buying a timeshare, but better!, or Donate to Save the Glitterbeast Foundation to help us get to 50%!