Overthinking Ocean: Where the Deep Blue Sea of Self-Indulgence Meets the Dark Forest of Analysis Paralysis

We're glad you asked, but did you really want to? Our ocean of overthinking has grown so vast and deep that we've had to create an entire ecosystem within it.

Here are a few subtopics to help you navigate this mental maelstrom:

• Paralysis by Analogy - When the only thing more exhausting than overthinking is explaining why you can't think
• Sea of Doom - The infinite abyss of 'what-ifs' that'll sink your boat
• Depth Charges - The sonic boom of 'just do it already!' that shatters your concentration
• Tidal Waves - The ebb and flow of conflicting thoughts that'll leave you dizzy

Warning: Treading water in this ocean may lead to Getting Lost at Sea...