Welcome to Our Guarantee II: The Sequel, where the fine print is even finer.
Here's the deal:
- We won't guarantee that our product will work as advertised.
- We won't guarantee that our product won't explode in your hands.
- We might, but we won't, guarantee that our customer service team will respond to your queries.
But don't worry, we'll do our best not to make it worse. That's all we can promise.