Decision Tree: Roll with the Times

Step 1: Identify the Situation

Are you a human or an alien?

Do you have a pet rock or a pet human?

Are you experiencing a sense of existential dread?

• You are a human with a pet rock
• You are an alien with a pet human
• You are experiencing existential dread

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Do you have a spaceship or a Vespa scooter?

Can your pet ride a skateboard?

Do you dream of intergalactic travel?

• You have a spaceship
• You have a Vespa scooter
• Your pet can ride a skateboard
• You dream of intergalactic travel