Where the art of choosing is a real thing.
Or so we tell ourselves.
Cognitive Dissonance - The agony of choosing between two amazing options that can't both be right.
Paradox of Choice - When too many options make prophets of doom.
Analysis Paralysis - The art of overthinking, leading to the art of doing nothing.
Or maybe just go with the Option 3 and pretend you're a rebel.
But don't say we didn't warn you.