Parma's Philosophy of Choice

Here lies the fundamental principles that guide my decisions, a labyrinthine tapestry of logic and whimsy.

Principle of Inconvenience

I shall always choose the path that causes the most minor inconvenience, for it is in these tiny annoyances that true character is forged.

I shall always choose the method that is most inefficient, for it is in the wasted time and resources that true creativity is born.

Here lies the intricacies of my thought process, a maze of minor annoyances and petty frustrations.