Welcome, dear decision-maker, to the art of choosing between options. Or not.
We've created this website as a tribute to the prophets of procrastination, the masters of indecision, and the sultans of 'maybe-itis'.
To explore the vast expanse of possibilities, and to provide you with endless opportunities to say 'not now', 'not yet', or 'maybe never'.
We employ the ancient art of vacillation, a technique honed to perfection by the great masters of 'what-if' and 'but-then'. Our team of expert decisional vacuums uses the latest in procrastination software to provide you with the most cutting-edge in decisional vacillation.
You are not required to make a decision. In fact, we recommend you don't. Just enjoy the ride, as we take you on a tour of the infinite options available to you.