Because, let's be real, human decision-making is just a myth perpetuated by our fragile human egos.
Our neural nets are trained on the latest dataset of questionable life choices and dubious fashion sense.
Visit our Decisional Decision-Making Theories page for more info on how we've cracked the code to making better, more questionable decisions.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our Neural Net Simulator page to see how our neural nets would have handled some of history's most infamous decision-making blunders.