Our Patron: Patron 2
Patron 2, the patron who single-handedly kept our servers running by eating all of our Cheetos. We salute you, kind sir!
Patron 2's Achievements:
- Kept the lights on in the server room for an entire week without getting caught
- Convinced the CEO to install a foosball table
- Accidentally deleted the entire database, but only after a 4-hour argument with a 3-year-old
What's next for Patron 2:
Patron 2 is currently training for the annual "I Can Eat 10 Cheetos in 1 Sitting" competition. Will he finally take home the golden cheese dust trophy this year?
Followประก our Patron 2's progress: Training Logs