Our team consists of experts in the field of decision-making, logic, and questionable life choices.
Our resident AI ethicist and chief decision-maker. Her algorithms are always sound, but her people skills are...a work in progress.
More about Dr. Emily P. BraintrustA logician extraordinaire. His algorithms are always sound, but his fashion sense is a crime against humanity.
More about Balthazar McSavant, M.A.Our resident probability expert. His beard is as long as his list of possible outcomes.
More about Professor P. F. FuddleWe don't really know who this guy is, but he seems to make a lot of noise.
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