Welcome to Decisionh Theory, the revolutionary new approach to making choices that will surely lead you down the path of maximum regret. Our patented method involves selecting the option that looks the coolest, sounds the most appealing, and is probably a bad idea.
Don't let boring things like data and research get in the way. Just go with your gut, or in this case, your guttural scream of "I WANT TO EAT ALL THE PIZZA."