Welcome to the world of Alan the Indecisive, where the art of deliberating on every little thing is taken to new heights! Here, you'll find a dizzying array of options and possibilities, guaranteed to leave you questioning your every move.
Our team of expert decision-makers (or, as we like to call them, "The Council of the Indecisive") are always on hand to guide you through the process, but be warned: our deliberations can be... lengthy.
Some of our notable decisions include:
Don't worry, we won't leave you hanging! Our team is always here to help (or, you know, just to analyze things to death).
And, for those feeling particularly indecisive, we've even got a special Decisioning Meditations page, because, let's be real, sometimes you just need to sit in the darkness and contemplate the abyss of uncertainty.