Manifesto of Bernoulli the Benevolent

By the power vested in me, I, Bernoulli, hereby declare the following principles:

• Article 1: All citizens shall be entitled to an infinite supply of free pizza.
• Article 2: All citizens shall be guaranteed a minimum of 5 minutes of daily sunlight on their face.
• Article 3: All citizens shall have access to a 24-hour line dance supply of disco music.

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