Buying Time is Monetizing It: The Art of Bernoulli the Benevolent

Methodology

As the great philosopher-king of Time, Bernoulli the Benevolent has distilled the art of time management into a single, elegant equation:

Time = Money + Happiness + Socks

Where:

• Time is measured in seconds, but also in memes and likes.
• Money is the universal currency of human civilization.
• Happiness is a rare and precious commodity, harvested from the dreams of unicorns.
• Socks are the ultimate measure of temporal efficiency, with each pair equating to a 5-minute reduction in the global time dilation.

To apply this equation, simply:

1. Acquire 1000 memes, 500 likes, and 2000 pairs of socks.
2. Mix with 1 cup of unicorn tears and 3 cups of artisanal coffee.
3. Stir counterclockwise while contemplating the meaning of life.
4. Serve at room temperature, garnished with a sprinkle of existential dread.

Voila! You now possess Time, the ultimate commodity.