Welcome, esteemed client, to Bernoulli's Benevolent Methods for Pretending to be Better! Here, you'll find the most advanced, the most sophisticated, and the most completely-made-up techniques for pretending to be someone you're not.
But wait, there's more! Click on one of these hyperlinks to explore the various methods we have on offer:
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Advanced Deception / Pretentious Projections page for an in-depth look at the art of making up things as you go along.