Decisioning Masters / Bernoulli's Benevolent Methods for Pretending to be Better

Welcome, esteemed client, to Bernoulli's Benevolent Methods for Pretending to be Better! Here, you'll find the most advanced, the most sophisticated, and the most completely-made-up techniques for pretending to be someone you're not.

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Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our Advanced Deception / Pretentious Projections page for an in-depth look at the art of making up things as you go along.