Bernoulli's Decisioning Process

Bernoulli the Benevolent, the greatest decisioning master the world has ever known, has taken on the task of deciding the fate of the universe.

His decisions are final, and none may question them.

Subpages: Deciding the Destiny of Galaxies | Deciding the Fate of Puny Particles

Deciding is not just a job, it's a way of life.

Or is it?

Either way, Bernoulli will get it done.

Become a decisioning master like Bernoulli:

Take our 5-step program:

Step 1: Read the manual

Step 2: Ignore the manual

Step 3: Make something up

Step 4: Repeat step 3

Step 5: Profit!