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Techniques for Procrastinating with Purpose: A Guide by Bernoulli the Benevolent

As a renowned master of the art of doing nothing, Bernoulli the Benevolent is here to share his expertise in procrastination.

1. The Art of Multitasking

Listen to music while watching cat videos while browsing social media while playing video games. It's like productivity, but with more screen time!

2. The Power of Pseudoproductivity

Make yourself feel productive by creating fake to-do lists and crossing off imaginary tasks. It's like real productivity, but without the stress!

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