Technique 5: The Art of Doing Nothing

Welcome to the pinnacle of productivity, where the art of doing nothing is mastered by few.

By following in the footsteps of Bernoulli the Benevolent, you'll learn the subtle art of:

1. Procrastination by Proxy: Find a task that's slightly more boring than the one you're supposed to do, and do that instead.

2. The Power Nap: Take a 30-minute power nap to recharge and refocus your energies.

3. The Art of Distraction: Master the ancient art of staring at a blank wall for hours on end.

4. The Zen of Multitasking: Do multiple things at once, but not really do any of them.

5. The Ultimate Goal: Achieve a state of complete mental clarity by doing absolutely nothing.

Want to learn more about Bernoulli's Techniques?

• Procrastination by Proxy
• The Power Nap
• The Art of Distraction
• The Zen of Multitasking
• The Ultimate Goal (Coming Soon!)