Decisioning Masters

Certification Requirements

Are you a Decisioning Master, or do you want to become one? Then you're in luck! Our certification program is here to guide you through the rigors of making decisions.

To qualify for our prestigious certification, you'll need to complete the following:

• Master the art of making arbitrary distinctions
• Develop a keen sense of pseudo-objectivity
• Create and implement your own decisioning algorithm
• Consider the moral implications of your decisioning

Upon completion of these requirements, you'll be awarded a certificate that will grant you access to exclusive Decisioning Master forums, where you'll be able to commiserate with fellow decisioning experts and share your triumphs and tribulations.