Manual
Congratulations! You have accessed the Decisioning-O-Matic 2000 manual.
This comprehensive guide will walk you through the intricacies of making decisions the easy way.
Getting Started
First, please make sure you have the following items:
- One (1) functioning brain
- One (1) moderately caffeinated beverage
- A willingness to make difficult choices
Using the Decisioning-O-Matic 2000
To begin, simply type in your decision using the built-in keyboard.
Press the "Decide" button to receive your results.
For example, if you want to decide on what to eat for lunch, simply type "What should I eat?" and press the "Decide" button.
The Decisioning-O-Matic 2000 will provide you with a variety of options and a 97.4% chance of making the right choice.
Or a 2.6% chance of making a completely wrong choice, but that's just the fun of it.
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