The Parlor of the Obvious

Where the most discerning decision makers come to make the most unoriginal choices.

Located in the heart of Decisioning Master's Neighborhood, this esteemed parlor is dedicated to serving the most straightforward of options.

Our expert team of Masters of the Obvious will guide you through the simplest of decisions, ensuring you make the most obvious choices.

We're not just a parlor, we're a Parlor Salon, where the most unadventurous decisions are made.

Play with us and see just how obvious we can be!

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