Behold, mortal, for the Number Genie has arrived! This mystical being can generate numbers for you, but not in a way that will make you any wiser or more productive.
Want a random number? Click here to summon the Number Genie's random number generator.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, click here to play a game of "Guess My Number" where the Number Genie will give you a series of increasingly absurd clues about a number, and you have to try and figure it out.
But wait, there's more! Click here to visit the Number Genie's therapy session, where we'll try to help you deal with the emotional baggage of having too many numbers in your life.