Cecilia the Decisive - Decision Timeline - 400 BCE

Cecilia's legendary decisions have been chronicled in this exhaustive, utterly unnecessary timeline.

The Early Years (400 BCE - 100 CE)

400 BCE: Found the land, built a temple, and promptly decided not to have any fun.

300 BCE: Invented a new type of cheese that everyone hated.

The Middle Ages (100 - 1500 CE)

1200 CE: Declared war on a neighboring village for the right to use the better font.

1400 CE: Founded the first decision support group, where everyone just talked about their feelings.

The Modern Era (1500 CE - 2000 CE)

1700 CE: Discovered gravity, but decided to just walk around it instead.

1800 CE: Invented the first robotic vacuum, but it just kept getting stuck in corners.

The Contemporary Era (2000 CE - 2020 CE)

2010 CE: Created the first social media platform for decisions, where everyone just posted 'idk.

2020 CE: Decided to just eat Cheetos for every meal.

Notable Decisions

See all notable decisions here