Cecilia's legendary decisions have been chronicled in this exhaustive, utterly unnecessary timeline.
400 BCE: Found the land, built a temple, and promptly decided not to have any fun.
300 BCE: Invented a new type of cheese that everyone hated.
1200 CE: Declared war on a neighboring village for the right to use the better font.
1400 CE: Founded the first decision support group, where everyone just talked about their feelings.
1700 CE: Discovered gravity, but decided to just walk around it instead.
1800 CE: Invented the first robotic vacuum, but it just kept getting stuck in corners.
2010 CE: Created the first social media platform for decisions, where everyone just posted 'idk.
2020 CE: Decided to just eat Cheetos for every meal.