Quantum Decisionist Extraordinaire
Dimitri's unorthodox methods have been known to break the internet, shatter the status quo, and occasionally, just get really messy.
Notable Decisions:
- Decided to eat 37 pancakes for breakfast, then 37 more for lunch
- Convinced the world was flat, then spent 5 hours arguing with a pigeon
- Built a 10-foot tall fort out of couch cushions, only to have it collapse 3 times
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