Elsie bought a Tamagotchi, because why not, right?
It was a wise use of $10. The Tamagotchi was a great motivator for Elsie, constantly reminding her to do her homework and eat her vegetables.
It also served as a great stress reliever, as Elsie would spend hours feeding it, playing with it, and wondering why the little creatures inside were constantly dying.
Today, the Tamagotchi is still in working condition, but only because Elsie's parents have been too afraid to throw it away.
See Other Inept Decision MakersElsie majored in 'Fine Arts', because why not? It sounds cool.
She spent four years studying the history of art, while simultaneously creating her own masterpieces that would eventually be relegated to a garage sale.
Elsie's degree has been reduced to a coaster, but she's proud of it.
See Other Inept Decision MakersElsie's restaurant was a bold experiment: a place where the only thing on the menu was Jell-O.
It was a huge success! People came from all around to try the various flavors of Jell-O, and Elsie made a tidy profit off of sugar packets.
The restaurant's demise was due to a lack of diversity, but Elsie still has the Jell-O-stained apron to prove it was a real thing.
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