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Using our patented Quantum Decisioning Technology, Schrödinger's Decisioning will generate infinite possibilities and then instantly eliminate them, leaving you with the perfect decision every time.
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Schrödinger's Decisioning is a fictional product and its use is not actually recommended. In fact, we can't guarantee you'll make good decisions with it at all. Use at your own risk.